kira ??aya ya tu)?asa wajen near by shopping mall.
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Bawani abubuwa ya iya siyaba kasantuwar komai yina ganinsa kamar old modern ??insune,Wanda suka zama unfinished shine aka tarkato aka kawo Nigeria su yaya, duk da a ganin mutane irin wannan wajen shopping ??in sai wanda yikeji da kansa yike iya shiga saboda tsadar kayansu kasantuwar sune ka??ai akaf Nigeria suke safaran irin nau'inan kayayyakin larabawa dana turawa maras algusu ,fresh and ordered one.

A gurin biyan ku??in yaje ya tadda cashier ??in su don yabiya ku??insa, wacce ta kasance macece bayarbiya ,wani irin shigan tsokano magana tayi,kai yasha attachment har ??uwawu sai ido zarozaro da gashin ido fuska ??au yasha fenti.

Saurin kauda kai yayi a fuskar ta don gaskiya tanada muni amma kuma bazai iya tafiya yabar ladansa ba danfa kayan jikin ta ba )?arya ,ya kwaso mata mmartaban jikinta ya bayyana su.
kowata ballagazar arniyan bazata iya shigan da zai ??ara hakanba, a dai wajen maras mafa??i. Lura da yanda ya zamo golo a gaban ta da yayi yasa ta soma karka??a na shanun ta tana da??a balance akan kujera.

Niko nace shegu da haka kukeso kusamu aiki a irin wannan wajen kuna nude shiga kuna jan ra'ayin mazajen mutane , Allah ya isanmu???i


Bubbuga Automatic calculator ??in wajen tayi mai ha??e da computer .siyyyyy saiga invoice na siyayyansa ya fito ,saida ta sa hannu ta kautar da gashinda ya zubo a gefen fuskanta

"Oga here is the receipt now you can go"(oga ga resit ??in yanzu zaka iya tafiya)

Rasa ma mai zaiyi yayi kawai sai ya ciro bandir ??in ku??i ya mi)?a mata .
Zaro ido tayi tana kallon sa
"Sir me zanyi dashi"
"Ladair ittakhiz haza "(ba matsala ki ri)?e wannan) tunafa ashe larabci yayi mata yayi ,sai yace "oh sorry take it no problem"(oh yi ha)?uri ki amsa ba matsala ai)

Wawwaigawa tashigayi saida taga bamai ganinsu tayi wuf ta warce ku??in ta jefa a jaka ,kafin ta gyara zamanta, tana murmushi
"Thank you sir,when we will meet and at where? Coz am pretty sure you need something from me "(Nagode yalla?ai aina zamu ha??u ,kuma yaushe? Saboda nasan akwai abinda kake so a wajena)

Zaro complimentary card ??insa yayi mai ??auke da adreshinsa da numbern waya
ya aje mata a gaban tebur yayi tafiyarsa .

Sura tayi ta tsaya tana karantawa,kawai saitayi zubut ta mi)?e tana rawa tana wa)?a
"Eeeh cinike ooohohh olu dumare ...kai i thank you God...heeeee" haka tayi ta hauka da sumbatu.
Har saida taga wasu costomers na zuwa kafin ta natsu



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Farkon magriba taje gidan da take haya ta shawo wanka,ta ??auki drop ??in me napep ta gaya masa address ??in ,har )?ofar gida ya ajeta ,bata tsaya tambaya ba ta fyallo 1k tabasa

"Here is your change"(ga chanjinki) yafa??a yina mi)?o mata ku??in
"No go with it"(A'ah kaje dashi kurum) tsaki yayi yaja babur ??insa ya fita don inda sabo sun saba ??iban irin wannan ?ban good evening ??in.

Gaban gidan taje amma tsoro ya hanata shiga kardai cinikin kaina wannan Arab ??in yayi ????i Kai aifa inko hakane Gara inwulle da dubu ??arina,yajini a salansa, wannan gida haka?"
Le)?awa ta cigaba dayi ta sa)?on gate ??in ko )?wan)?wasawa ta kasa yi.

Ana haka saigashi ya dawo rungume da wata babe da bazata wuce 18 ba,tunda ya hangota ya gane ta ,aiko nan yayi wa driver magana da yaga yawa mai gadi a barta ta shigo may be ya hana tane

Tana hango motar ta matsa gefe , aiko nan motar tayi horn dasauri me gadi ya bu??e gate ??in
Sakin baki da hanci tayi tana kallo
"Kam bala'in)?wa wai dama wannan tsaruwan daga wajene , kenan yanzu ku??in take,lallai jinanen mutane sun gudana a wannan waje,dama Lagos ta gaji hakan ,to bazan zo duniya a banza in )?are a hofiba na bar gida da tsumin nazo aiki na ?ige da karuwanci ina tura ku??i gida yau kam na gamu da ajalina... Woooouu wallahi bazan shigaba aikinma na aje daga yau kar yaga bai ganniba ya biyo ni inbasa ha)?)?insa don wallahi ku??innan sunma gama shiga rububi


Ta juya zata tafi kenan taji ana )?walla mata kira,"kai anshe hazo inshi maijida"
Mai gida yafa??a da kalar Hausar su na Fulani
Gabanta ne yace ras "wayyo Allah na shiga uku"tafa??a tana dafe )?irji kawai saita du)?unna ta kwashi takalmanta ta ce )?afa mai naci banbaki ba.

Dariya fillon yayi ,??an dattijo da bazai wuce shekaru hamsin ba"Ho??injam Aradu yara na fitsatstsara a jihar ikko, abinda yafi hine in ??auki mairo in maisheta ruga iliminma Babu dole,yooo me yasa ??a jidai wannan mutinin ?ban gari mai tsarki yazo yina tara ?ba?ban ibilishai gidan nan ,alkurani wannan zasu iya da ayi girgizar )?asha"

Yana ta surukata kansa.
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Wata dirkakkiyar budurwan bafullatana nagani sanye cikin kayan fulaninta cibi a waje takinkira ??auri kamar guggo ,kyakyawa kamar me fara tar, sura ka gudu,kanta a bibbiki??e da wani gingira gingiran kitso irin na filani an maida an na??e,ya ha??e da datti yakoma ya cure uwa manda)?o tulin gashin shi ya haddasa wa kan zama )?atoton gaske duk da bawani girman kai take dashiba

Zuwa tayi gaban gate ??in tayi )?afa bako takalmi tana gurgiza gate ??in tana kuka
"Baba...Bu??an )?ofa miyattin Allah wa miyattin annabijoo ahwui mishkila ka bu??e mairoce"

Firgigit ya fara daga gyangya??in da yikeyi akan benci sakamakon bacci da yasuresa yina cikin lazimin safe wan da mai gidan da ?ban matansa basu barshi yayi ba sakamakon sintiri da sa aike da suka dinga sasa.

"Mairamuu wayanshe kizo nan ,ashe ban kwa?ekiba"
Girgiza get ??in ta kuma yi
"Baba mai hayan ??akinmu ne yazo yace mufita masa a gida in bamu basa ku??in hayan saba,yanzu haka yinanan da yaransa zasu shimana mutunshi"
Tafa??a da bankauran hausanta tanayi tana kuka

A birkice ya wage mata )?ofa ,bata ko kalli gidanba yace muje muje "

Haka ta zura a guje shima haka ya dafa mata baya ,suka tafi suka bar gate ??in a wangale




_*JARABABBEN NAMIJI BANAYISHI DON MAZA KO ?wANMATA BANE .KE A TA&?AICEMA NA KU?INE,DON HAKA BAN MA SOMA KOMAI BA SAI ANGAMA BIYA TAS,HEEEEHEEEHEEANAN NE ZAKU GURJI NA KU?INKU...AKWAI SIRRIKA NA BAN MAMAKI ?wAR UWA KAKANKI TA YANKE SA&?A , DON HAKA ZAN BAMA LITTAFIN NAN TSARO NA MUSAMMAN ,SO KARKI SA RAN JIRAN A GAMA KISAMESHI A BATI WALLAHI BAZAKI SAMUBA,YAFI MAKI SAU&?I INKINA BU&?ATA HAR &?ARSHE KI BIYA #100 NA KATIN MTN KO KUMA VIP #200 HAKAMA VTU #200 DUK TA WANNAN NUMBERN 09065990264 AKWAI SIRRIKANMU MU MATA DA YAWA A CIKI KAMAR HAKA:-*_

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A wani ritsitsin Anguwa suka kutsa kai , wajen ja?aja?a yike ,inda mafiya yawan mazauna unguwar hausawa ne .
A wani gidan sama suka kutsa kai mai jerin ??akuna sama da )?asa fiye da talatin,gidan daga gani kaga irin da??a????un ginin nan .ta wani fatattakakken gareji suka bi zuwa farfajiyar gidan .

Aiko dan)?am yacika da kaf mutan gidan dama ?ban waje wato dai ?ban kallo,shikuwa mai hayan yasa wasu )?arfafan Almajirai sun karye )?wa??on ??akin sunata watso masu kayan waje

Jiki na rawa mairo tashiga ??akin ta zuba gwuiwoyinta a )?asa fa??i take "oga land lord kiyi ha)?uri ga babana nan zai biya ka ku??in ka " tafa??a da tsatsaman hausan ta da ba'a cika fahimta ba

Tsaki yayi ya ham?areta da take )?o)?arin kamo masa )?afa "uban naki tun yaushe yike al)?awarin zai biya amma ya)?i biya ,fiye da wata uku ,to nagaji nima kubar mun gidana dama naji labarin uwarki ma ta gudu dajinku neman magani ciwon yunwa na shirin aikata lahira...ku kafaffu kun)?i tafiya,saboda raina usuli da kwa??ayin zaman Lagos to ai gaku gayinan a zauna mugani...kai kuwatso mun sauran waje" ya ??aga murya yina magana da yaran .

Tagumi baban mairon yayi saiga hawaye shaushau,tunda ya kife kansa a gwuiwa bai ??agoba har ya )?arike cin mutuncin sa suka sama ??akin sabon kwa??o suka futa suka bar masu tulin kayan su a tsakar gida, mutane ?ban kallo haka suka watse suna masu dariya da Allah ya )?ara

Zuwa mairo tayi a hankali ta ??ago kan baban nata kafin tace"Baba ina zamu yanzu?"
cikin makyarkyatan murya yace bansaniba mairamuu...)?ur yayi mata da ido kafin yace "Mairamuu mai kikaci yau kinajin yunwa ko?"
"Baba nasha wani sauran koko na shekaran jiya ??azu da safe, Amma Ni yanzu ma na daina jin yunwa kawai ina tunanin inda zamu kwana ne yau"
"Mairamuu muje gidan da nike aiki sai mu ro)?esa ya bani ku??in watan nan munema ko shagone mu zauna"
"Cibtsi ai garin nan yagama siremun kawai ka amshi ku??in ka mugudu rigarmu"
Jim yayi cikin ??an tunani saidai ganin ba mafita ya mi)?e yina harha??a masu kayansu da kaf bai cika Ghana must go ba ,ya tattara tabarminsu ya ha??a ya ??aure ya ??aura akai yace "zo muje ?bar Baba"
Ma)?e kafa??a tayi cikin sangartacciyar muryarta tace "uhm...uhm Ni sai ka ??aura mun kayan meye amfanin kaina ,inbar Baba na yina ??aukan kaya"
Murmushi yayi kafin yace"Mairo mairamuu ?bar albarka Ubangiji Allah ya baki mai jin )?anki... amma kibarni in ??auki kayan nan kinga Ni tsohone inna wuce bamai kallona kukuma ?ban mata bai kamata ba"

"A'ah na)?i wayon Baba kaifa kake cewa Ni yarinya ce saurin girma nayi,kuma mama tace shekara ta sha shida ana sha bakwai"
"To ba'a )?in ta ??an yau ??auki muje" haka ya Aza mata suka kama hanya zuwa gidan julayb.


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Julaybib fitowarsa kenan ma)?ale da sabuwar budurwan da yayi bayan yasamu ya rabu da wata data li)?e masa kusan kwana biyar ta hana masa sa)?at wai ita a dole aurensa take son yi ,duk inda zaije suna tare inma baifita da itaba saita biyosa,sex kuwa tutur ana aikinyi ba a office ba balle gida sam tayi masa kaka gida da kula wasu ?ban mata ,though yinajin da??inta saidai an ce rai dangin goro shima zaiso ya ??an??ani wasu )?oraman da??in ko banana ta samu canji,ai kamar abincine bakullum ake cin shinkafa ba,ana bukatar canji acewarsa fa???i

Saidai tahanasa sukuni don tuni takwaso kayanta ta tare masa a gida ,shikam shine da abu ya ishesa jiya yazo da wata budurwan wato wannan kenan suka kwana suka hantse suna she)?e ayarsu harma tayo masa gayyan )?awayenta biyu ,ya )?wa)?ula yacika masu aljihu,itakuma yabarta ta kwana . shine kuwa tsohuwar budurwan tasa mai suna Zakiyya tana ganin yashiga toilet ta kullosa sukayi dambe na mutuwa da yarinyar tako yima yarinyan jina jina da)?yar ?ban aiki da mai gadi suka )?waceta haka tafita yarkace yarkace batare da ta tsaya kar?an ha)?)?inta ba.

Sosai ya ??auki zafi akanta aikuwa bayan ta bu??e sane yayi mata kacakaca ya koreta a gidan sa.
To shinefa Allah ya basa ikon kubce mata har yaje ya roro wata inyamura suka shigo tare so,shine bayan sun gama abinda zasuyi ya rakota waje inda zaimagana da driver ya Kaita gida

Marvelously(cikin mamaki) yaga gate a wangale.
Cikin zafinsa ya fara )?wallawa mai gadi kira saidai shiru bai amsaba,gaban ??akinsa yaje nan ma shiru sai cukurku??a????en labulansa da tasha datti da take karka??awa a iska yina bu??e cikin ??akin da bakowa a ciki
Anan ya tabbatar da ba kowa
Waigowa yayi yina kiran sunan driver .
Da gudu ma'aikatan suka shiga fiffitowa daga inda suke suna rurrusunawa kamar dukkan su ya kira , sakamakon basu ta?a jin fa??arsa ba

Ya ??aga baki zaiyi magana kenan saiga Baba mai gadi da ??iyarsa mairo a baya da tulin kaya aka.


Cikin tsawa yace"From where Are You?...You stupid he goat? You went and leave my get opened what kind of nonsense is this?"(Daga ina kake...kai ??an akuya kafita kabarmun get a bu??e wannan wani irin rashin hankali ne?) Ya fa??a cikin )?an)?ance ido da tsananin jin haushi
Tsurutsuru masu jin turancin cikin su suka yi sai wannan ya kalla wancan su sunkuyar da kai

Shikam Baba ??an fillo jiki na ?ari ya )?araso gabansa yina pleading (ro)?onsa) amma ina shi baima san abinda yikecewa ba .waigawa yayi wajen jama'an yina
"Jama'a kuyi mun rai ku shaidawa oga mai hayanmune ya kore mu kar shima yace zai koramu bamu da wajen zuwa ya taimake mu ko zai koreni ya bani ??an ku??in aikina"

Tausayin s??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

hine yakamasu haka suke girgiza kai ba mai iya tamka wa
Tambayar su julaybib ??in yayi "what's he saying ?"(me yike cewa?)
Jan numfashi dattijuwan da aka kawo masa da zatana kula da gidan tayi mai suna Baba rabi
Cikin rawar baki tace"oga wai ankore sa ne a gidan haya ,plz ayi masa ha)?uri albarkacin budurwan ?bansa gata can tsaye" ta nuno Mairo dake tsaye da )?ullin kaya

Duk da Mairo bata fahimtar komai tana ganin annunota ,ta taho gabansa da sauri ko ina najikinta na sa?al sa?al kamar kazar boloras
A gaban sa ta tsuguna tana shar?an kuka cikin hausan ta da baya fita tace
"Malam don Allah kayima babana ha)?uri kabasa ku??in sa gida zamu ka ha??iye fa??anka zaimaka amfani wajen wani mutumin don Allah"
Dukkan su dariya tabasu yanda take magana batareda tsoro ba .duk masu hausan ciki )?unshe dariya suka shiga yi don dukda hausanta ba futa yikeyiba
Sarai sun gane taji haushin fa??anda akewa mahaifinta ne.
Waigowa julaybib yayi yina kallonta ,dukda bai fahimtar hausan nata .
Bu??e baki yayi zai magana amma a take Yamun bakinsa ya )?afe ganin wasu lafiyayyu , cikakkun lumtsuma luntsuman na shanun ta da suka hargitso waje ta wuyar rigarta.

Tuni idonsa suka ka??a a take ya
?aga hannunsa yayi mata alamun nuni da tami)?e.
"Ku wuce ??akin ka zan nemeka inna dawo" yafa??a da turanci

Zuru baba ??an fillo yayi masa da ido ,itadai haka Mairo ta mi)?e tana cinci??a wuyar rigarta sama ta koma baya fakatan fakatan tana jujjuya ??ima ??iman ??uwawukanta wanda suka zauna das a )?ugunta mai yalwa.

Saka halshensa yayi yana laso halshensa na )?asa.
"Seems like he didnt understand Please who can interpret "
(Kamar bai fahimci abinda na fa??a ba wazai fassara masu)

Dukkan ?ban aikin suka ha??a baki wajen gaya masu abinda yace
Aikuwa zullo Mairo ta daka a take suma nonuwanta suka hau tsalle

Cikin murmushi wanda har ya bayyanar da dimple ??inta takuma saka gwuiwoyinta a )?asa
"Mun gode malam"






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Rolling idanunsa yayi wanda suka cika da jaraba tsabagen lafiyyayen jiki da yagani wajen Mairo hakan yasa ko magana ma yakasa yi
Sai lumshe ido dayikeyi kamar maye

Tsaki budurwan sa taja cikin tsananin kishi kafin tace "sir i've to go...if You Are in active"(Ni zan tafi inkai baka iyawa) kafin ta cigaba da )?orafi da inyamura ci "wannan wani irin JARABABBEN NAMIJI ne ? Yarinyar me gadin kama so kake yi ,jita )?azama jiki duk a dafe duk dauni da dau??a aiko wannan Gara intafi inbrshi don ayanda na lura dashi wataran mahaukaciya ma zai iya bi"

Saita rigar jikinsa yayi yina )?arewa kowannensu kallo kafin yayi murmushi "No muje kurum"
Ya fa??a yina nufan motar da sauri a baya ya zauna itama ta shiga suka bar compoud ??in

Cikin lalube ya fara kamo ta ya manna a jikinsa yina luguiguita ta son ransa,dukda ranta a dagule yike amma haka ta kanne ta biye masa ...duk yabi ya birkice gindinsa tayi )?anga gan a wando yina fizgo numfashi da)?yar sam yina naman fita a hayyacinsa kawai sai cemata yikeyi "fuck me victoria,plz fuck me victory"(ki cini victoria don Allah ki cini victory)

Zaro ido tayi shaye da mamaki "sir in the car?" (Yalla?ai a cikin motan?) "To sai me "
Wani abu ya matsa mai kama da remote kawai sai screen yafito tsiyyyy ya raba tsakanin su da driver ya zama baka hangen driver shima bazai gansu ba

Jinjina kai drivern yayi "huum qudiral lahu la ajabun"(Baa mamaki da ikon allah tabb)

Tuni yayaye ??an ficilin mini skirt ??inta sama yasa )?afa ta gefen ??uwawunta ya gwalota, sannan a tsakanin gindinta ya saka babban yatsan )?afarsa ya ture ??an yanan banzan pant ??in da tasa fam ??arinka tsuraraa haka ya gwaleta yina kallon gindin wacce take faccalli da ruwa
Da sauri ya sassauta wandonsa aikuwa fit saiga gindin tayo tsalle waje tana wani irin numfashi tare da ??iga da ruwa

Rumtse gindin ta tayi atake itama ruwa yashiga bulbulo mata kawai ganin yanda gindinsa ke haniniya da )?arfi

Murmushi yayi ya shafo ruwan gindin nasa a hannunsa ya saka mata a baki ,halshe tasa taahiga lashewa tana wani irin nishi tare da tan??e baki tamkar yaro yasama madarar ruwa

Sai da ta sakankance kawai ya hanka??ata ciki??] ,a lokaci guda suka saki nishin da??i
"Ahhhhhshhhhhh" da )?arfin gaske kafin kafarajin kaf!kaf!!kaf!!! Yina aikin buga mata gotso ."hiyhiyhiy...ahhhhhshhhhhh shhhhshhhh..so..so ..sweeertttttttt...hhhhhhmmm" ta fara sunbatu mai tada tsikar jiki.


Tuni kambin motan takusa kufcewa drivern jikake " )?uuuuuu" yayi saurin ri)?eta tare da jan burki kafin kaji gararab kamar zasu wuce gargada

)?ummm ! kansu ya )?umu da na juna.

Cikin wani wahalallen murya na mai tsananin sha'awa yafara magana fa??aO? "driver dakata,yi parking a convenients waje"

Dasauri yaja gefe ya faka ya ??aura kansa a kan sitiyari jikinsa na rawa kamar mazari ,sukam cigaba da sha'anin su