kike ki ringa fita kina gogayya da maza kafada da kafada ....yanzu ba maganar kai ya ɗauki ƙafa ,aah Ni kan gidane kema kan gidane wuyarki ta isa yanka .... subhanahi Allah ka tsinewa baturen da ya kawo mana boko yaja duk matan mu sun daina mana biyayya sai fitsara.......to bari kiji Abu uku suka bani matsayin da nike kai a yanzu ,1. Allah na 2.karatu 3. Uwata da ta zauna a gida dafa'an ta bani tarbiyya .... sakamakon haka na soke fita aiki...” ya juya yaja bargo ,minti kadan ya fara jan numfashi abunsa.




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Lili
Wani bahagon numfashi ta saki ta rungume saman kitchen carbinet din da take tsaye tana jin jijiyarsa na gogar jikinta


“Awwwwn🥹Aiman ashe kana jin abunda nakeji a kanka tuntuni ka barmu muna cutar kanmu?”


Daddagewa yayi ya luma 🍌a kogon ramin tsuli*yarta nan ta saki wani mahaukacin nishi ,shikam cikin cizawan baki da haƙori yace “I'm soldier ,Koda yaushe ina bukatar mace next to me ,ki daure ki zama matata anty liliiiiii ahhhhhh gindiiihhhh da daɗiiii lillliiiiitahhhh”


Langaɓewa Lili tayi akan kafaɗarsa tana jin wani shocking na hawa mata kafa yana tahowa har kwanya
A take ta fara rawaitawa a ranta
Wai dama haka gindin ƴan shilan Mazan nan sababbin tasowar balaga yake da daɗi? Sirit dashi kamar allura sai garɗi😋


Bata ankaraba kawai sai ji tayi ya fara bugata da karfin gaske yana zura mata bur*ansa yana zarewa kamar ya samu doki


Ihu ta shiga zunbuɗawa “Wallahi na yarda kaine mijin nine matan ,zan sallama maka Gin*dina 2....4....7 zumanahhhhhh”










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“Salima..?
Salima...??
Saliiiiimaaaaa???”


Daga kitchen Taji Ya sheikh Yana kwarara mata kira ,da gudu ta fallo zuwa bedroom din tana zuba haki
“Ya Sheikh ... Ga ni” tayi magana tana ɗan rusunawa kaɗan alamun girmamawa


Watsa _Pads_ Audugan matan hannunsa yayi akan Gado ,yana sake ƙidayasu guda uku


“Salima ya akayi kika ƙarar da tulin Audugan nan a Al'adan wata ɗaya? A wannan tsadar rayuwan ,haba Salima ,Wai cin Audugan nan kikeyi ne? Kin ƙarar da pads guda 9 saura 3 ? A period din wata guda ?”


A daburce ta bashi amsa mai ƙunshe da rainin wayo kuma
“Hmm kasan tunda muka rasa breadi a gidan nan na koma shan tea da pad ɗin”


Zazzaro mata ido yayi “Ba wasa nike Maki ba ,banason iya_shege”


“Kaga ina dariya ne?🤨😡” ta haɗe rai kamar hadari


Sauke murya yayi cikin sigar lallaɓawa “Salima ,ko dai kin raba ma ƙawayenki ne ,fada mun gaskiya ta yaya zakiyi amfani da pads guda ɗai_ɗai_ɗai har bakwai a wata guda?”


Ji tayi kamar ya watsa mata ruwan zafi
“Ya Sheikh ! Kawayena suna da gudun zuciya ,tun sanda na aure ke da suka lura suka gane cewa kai din ɗan ƙwaƙwaf ne suka daina cin abin gidana....matan auren ƙawayena kuma sun wadatu da komai mazansu sun tsare masu shi facafaca ba maƙo..."


“Salima in Zaki yimun magana yimun magana kai tsaye ,banason jirwaye mai kamar wanka...”


“Ba jirwaye nake ba gsky ne...wannan binbinin na menene?Ace daidai da pad din da nike using in Ina menstruation sai ka ƙirga? Haba don Allah !”


“Au don bana barinki ki Almubazzaranci ? Fadin Allah ne


_‘Innal budhirina kanu min ikhwanish shayaɗin,Wakanash shaiɗani li rabbihi kafura.....Sadaƙallahul azeem.’_


Yanda ya yanko mata aya nan take shi ya ƙara hasalata . Wai A zalunceka a jawo maka aya kaƙi bi anemi kafurta ka,wohoho auran Sheikh ya zame mata masifa😞.


Ɗaura hannu tayi aka tana sharɓe “Oh Allah, Nikam me nayiwa Ubangijine ya jarrabeni da ...da ” sai kuma tayi shiru ta kasa cewa auran shi .


Zarya ya fara yi yana kaiwa da komowa


“La (No) ,Ki amayar da abinda ke ranki meye na gintsewa ? Faɗi mana Salima ,na gane ƙawayen da nike bari suna zuwa gidan nan sun tasar ma bushe maki kunne,haka ne?"


Ko bi ta kansa batayi ba ta samu gefen gado ta zauna tana karkaɗa ƙafa kamar zata fashe.


Da ya gaji da tsayuwa ba'a kulashi ba ,sai ya saki gyaran murya “Uhm uhmmm,Salima ,zan sake siyo maki pads Mai guda 12 in kin hada da 3 nan sun zama 15 ,sai kiyi amfani dasu na waya 3 ,ba abunda ya shafeni in kin ga dama ,ki salwantar dasu a sati ɗaya..."


Tsayawa tayi tana kallonsa ,zuwa wannan lokacin abun ya daina bata mamaki sai tsoro .Cikin Muryar kuka_kuka ta ke tambayar sa


“Ya Sheikh ribar me zakaci in ka ringa ƙididdige pads dina?”


“Bazan yarda da Almubazzaranci bane ba ......... Uhm kinga bari ina ajiye Pad din ma karkice tunda hannuna sun taɓa bazakiyi amfani dasu ba” Ya kare magana yana riritasu akan gado kamar jarirai en uku.




“To a wannan karon bazan ɗauka ba in na kamu da infection auro wata macen zakayi ,don haka indai ina Al'ada pads sau uku zansa ,safe ,rana da kuma daddare kafin in kwanta...”
Ta ɓalle ƙofa ta fice da sauri ta barshi tsaye.


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Lili


Daga wannan haduwar nasu a kitchen ita da Aiman suka jone kamar mata da miji ,Shaƙuwa na musamman ke tsakaninsu ta yanda har kishin en matan Aiman Lili keyi ,kazalika shima har koran mata manema yakeyi ,don haka duk wanda zai tsaya da ɗayansu sai da yardar ɗan uwansa.....
Iyayen su ba karamin jin daɗi suke ba ganin yanda Allah ya haɗe masu kan ƴaƴa ,to ashe...ashe....




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Yau week end babu aiki ba school ,ga Aiman ya koma NDA gaba-daya zaman gidan yayima Lili fadi ,In tayi shiru tayi tagumi tunanin Sayyada Salima take ,shedan na kara kawata mata surorinta a ido,wani mugun sha'awarta yina taso mata ,haka nan taji bazata iya jurewa ba ,tayi zumbur ta mike ta shige bathroom ta sheƙo wanka ta fito tana bin jikinta da moisturizer tana raya tashin hankali a ranta
“Yau koda tsiya ko da lallami sai na ƙwaƙuli Du*rin Salima,Bako Sayyada ake ce mata ba ko jaira ce”


1.35pm yayi mata a falon Salima .


Ai Salima tana ganin Lili ta mike da gudu No*nuwa suna tsalle sabal sabal cikin riga mai jikin roba_roba ,ba brazier dama bata damu da sakawa ba,Haka taje da gudu ta rungume ta ,dama kadaici ya isheta ita kadai a gida .


Lili tana jin ƙirjinta ya gogi kan tsinin lausassun dukiyar ƙirjinta ta wani kai hannu ta damƙesu .


Zabura Salima tayi ta ja baya da sauri tana kallon Lili .
Da sauri lili ta waske gamida ɗaura hannu a kai tana sosa ƙeya “Sorry it was a mistake"


Salima baiwar Allah ,washe baki tayi “Hnnnnn La dhair Sadiƙati”(Hnnn ba laifi ƙawata)


Ta nuna mata kujera ita kuma ta wuce dinning area ta buɗe firinji ta tsaya tana kallon drinks din ciki ,guda biyu ne dai kuma tana taɓa Sheikh zai gane . A sanyaye ta ɗauki glass cup ta mirɗe bakin ɗaya ta tsiyayi kadan ,yanda baza a gane ba ta sake ,buɗe wani ta tsiyayi kadan shina ta maida ta rurrufe kamar ba'a taɓa ba ,kana ta tako wajen Lili tana murmushin yaƙe.


“Ƙawata ga drinks ko?” ta mika mata tana zama a hannun kujeran da take.


Lili kallon ɗan tingin drinks din da aka tsiyayo mata tayi kawai ta saki shuumin murmushi
“Hmmm Slay queen knn ,me zanyi da wannan?”


A ruɗe Salima ta dafe baki “Ke ! Wlh dabara nayi na ɗan tsitstsiyayan maki a different bottles saboda kar ya gane”


Dafe baki Lili tayi “Uhm uhm wlh bana sha ,ke kaɗai ma da na gani kawai sai naji duk na ƙoshi😉”


“You too funny,Shiknn bari in sauri in maida masa karma ya dawo yaga an taɓa”


Miƙewarta yayi daidai da shigowar ya Sheikh da ledoji biyu a hannu shaƙare da manya manyan kaji an yanke su an gyaresu .
Yana ganin baƙuwa yaji gaban sa ya yanke ya fadi


“Shikenan ta gayyato mana jarababbun ƙawayenta zasu rage mun aukin kaji,Yooo ko wuya aka bata ai an cuceni”


Yana tsaye a bakin ƙofa ya kasa shiga ya kasa juyawa ,sai ji yayi lili da karuwar muryarta tace “Inayini Sirrr”
Ji yayi kamar ta watsa masa ruwan zafi ,kawai sai ya ɓalle da tsiyan ƙwatan kai.


“Subuhanallahi...Salima,wato ainahin wato sakinki da nayi kiyi hulɗa da kowa har ya kai ki da ƙawance da en isskaaa” Zaro ido lili tayi ,ita kuwa Salima ta daki kirji da tafukan hannunta “Subhanllh Ya Sheikh waye er iskan aina ka gansu kuma"


Nuna Lili yayi da yatsa wacce ta ɗaura ƙafa ɗaya kan ɗaya .


“Gatanan tana min ƙifi ƙifi da ido da wasu dogayen gashin ido kamar fiffiken kaza ? Ji gashin kanta fa a warwaje Ibilisai duk sun gama mata fitsari a ka...”


Furgicewa lili tayi ta fara gyara zaman veil din kanta da tayi rolling ,bakinta na rawa tace “Ya malam ba haka na fito ba saboda na shigo falon ta ne”


“Aihooooo ,to ai na gane tashi maza baki ba mata na ,bazaki lalata mata tarbiyya ba ,maza fita Allah ya shiryeki” ya shiga Zaro mata bayani kalalau kalalau kamar sakarai .


Lili miƙewa tayi jiki a mace ,ba abunda yafi mata ciwo wai waye lashes dinta Kamar fiffiken kaza .


“To ai shknn ,Na bar maka matarka daga zumunci?”


“Eh karki sake zuwa ,in Kuma kika sake shigo mun gida sai na kakkaryaki wlh,banda laifi ma Addini ya sani ,ke kika biyomun mata har gida”


Lili sin sun sun ta fice a gidan ,sayyada tana ta kiran sunanta tayi mata banza shikuma tana zuwa ƙofa yayi zumbur ya daka tsalle da ledojin kajinsa ya shigo falon ,sayyada zata bita ya janyo kafadunta


Ya kama mata magana a kunne cikin rada “Ke dawo ki mana dabgen kaji ,yanzu da na koreta kinga ai yayi mana auki”










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_Bite & links republic_


Ya Sheikh kallon Ambassador Rashid yayi da suke zaune a gaban ƙatoton teburin cin abincin da aka shafe masu shi taf da su chicken wings da mahaukatan drinks masu shegun tsada ,an decorating table din sa fulawoyi masu daukan hankali sai sheƙi yake da walwali.


“Rashid kai abokina ne tun na yaranta ,har kawo yau muna tare ,amma haƙƙi na ne in maka nasiha , Almubazzarancin nan yayi yawa...Ta yaya zakayi mana ordern abun nan da bazamu iya cinye su ba mu biyu ? Sannan da nauyayen kudade kamar wannan? Kudi kwata miliyon ,akan me? Jarin wani ne fa”


“Ban gane ba Miqdad? Nifa ba a ƙasar nan nike rayuwa ba ,na saba rayuwa tsakanin tsibirin hong Kong da su Germany ,we spent alot wa 'yan mata ma ba cikinmu ba ,a America Gidan yin tausa ,in mun dawo daga aiki muna biyan kudi Naira dubu dari biyar to meye wannan? Aini arha yayi mun ,Alhaji meye amfanin samunka in baza kaci ba ,in fa ka mutu Salima kake tara mawa don har yanzu ka kasa bamu baby...”


Ya sheikh harzuka yayi ,ya fara keta kayan abincin uku yana jan kashi daya gabanshi sauran ya bar masa a wajen


“Ni zan biya kudin wannan sauran ka biya ,tunda asara dai ka ja mun...Ku kun saba da asararar da kudinku ma en mata to Ni Ko matata na koya mata tattali ,komai sai an ƙididdige ”


Zaro ido Ambassador Rashid yayi “Ahhhh (,kawai kuma sai ya fashe da dariya) bros kanaji ka barshi zan biya duka ,amma Plz naji point of error a maganar ka , fada mun gaskiya baka ƙuntata ma Saleemart?
Naji kana cewa ka koya mata tattali ,anya baka lalata fine cutie pie ba kuwa? Kasan dai yanda mu abokanka muka dinga santin Saleemart ,bro bari in Fada maka gaskiya da ace na kyalla ido akan salimart Kafin auren ku ,wlh sai na ƙwace maka ita”


Wani malolon kishi ne ya taso ma Sheikh abinda bai taɓa ji akan Salima ba tun bayan auren su sai yau ,nan take idonsa suka kada zuwa jaaaa.


“To Rashid ko zan saketa ne ko aureta kawai?”


“Hehehhee ,Meye yayi zafi miqdad,? Gsky nike fada maka,ynz ga tambaya yaushe rabon da ka fita da salimart outing irin yanda zakaga maza na fita da kyawawan matansu a gaban mota matsayin ƙawar su?”


“To ko shekaranjiya mun fita”


“Zuwa ina?”


“Munje kasuwa mana ,mun siyo kayan cefanen gida”


“Hmm just imagine,bafa cewa chilling kuka fita ba,irin kace babes Shirya muje musha ice cream din na ,come on ,kana fa da wayewan nan kudi kuma akwaisu ,kaji dalilin da yasa nace in baka so ka sallama abarmu mu shigo filin mu ririta Rose🌹”


Sheikh yanda kasan ƙaramin yaro haka ya zama ,abunka da bai taɓa samun wanda ya nuna masa zalama ido biyu ba ,kuma yasan halin Rashid ba karamin ɗan duniya bane ba ,ya kwallafa rai akan mace ko ba aure sai ya nemeta .
Jikinsa na bari ya daga waya ya fara kiran Salimart .


Dammm! Ƙirjin Salima ya buga ganin kiran ya Sheikh daidai ta rufo ƙofar falon ta dawo ,gode ma Allah ta shigayi a ranta da ta sallami Dr kafin nan.


“Assalamu Alaika ya zaujiy”(Mijina)


“Waalaikis Salam ya ustaziya ,kina jina”


“Eh ya sheikh”


“Yau Inason kici ado nan da sa'o'i biyu ina dawowa zamu fita shaƙatawa”


Ras gaban Sayyada ya ɓaci ,out of joy ta daka tsalle tace da gaske kake Habibiy?”


“Kwarai kuwa ustaziya zamuje musha Ice cream muci ɗan pizza ko ya kikace,ɗan flexing din nan dai kema ki fita gari ayi dake”


“Umuuuuh😘 Ina sonka mijina ” ta manna ma wayar kiss ta kashe da sauri ta yi cilli da wayar akan kujera ta haura sama da gudu zuwa sashen ta.


Ya Sheikh waigawa yayi ya kalli Rashid cikin Murmushi
“Mata wato sudai mata'ul hayat ne(Ƙyale_ƙyalen rayuwa) sudai a kashe kudi a ji daɗi,yanzu zo kaga farinciki da murna”


Rashid lumshe ido yayi yana kora drinks din hannunsa yana sanyaya maƙoshi
“I can perceive bros”




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“Salima
Salimaaaaa
Wai kina Ina ne?”


Ya shigo gidan hannunsa rike da Car key .


A ruɗe tace “Na'am ya Sheikh Ahlan wa sahlan”(welcome)


Sannan ta fito daga ɗakin tana biyo stairs din da takalminta mai tsini yana ƙara cakas! Cakas! Cakas!


Ya Sheikh Binta da kallo yayi ,kawai sai yayi zumbur ya mike


Ta saka wani dandatsatsen less an mata ɗinkin bubu ya fita sosai ya zauna ɗas a jikinta ta murza daurin turban gingiringin ta sagalo mayafi a kafada hannunta daure da wrist watch da zobentana gwal daya hannun na azurfa sai ƙamshi take zubawa.


“Salima meye hakan kenan?” cak taja ta tsaya ba tare da ta gangaro ba ,sai bin jikinta da ya nuna da yatsa take da kallo,tana neman abinda yayi aibu a jikinta


“Salima wannan ba shine leshin da Anty uwani ta kawo maki tsaraba daga cotonou ba?”


“Eh shine mana ya sheikh” tafa hannu ya shigayi yana salati


“Hazbinallahu waniimal wakil ,yanzu Ke Salima ɗingurugum leshin nan kika bada aka tsiyata da wannan ɗinkin? Ji leɓatu kotaina suna reto a iska ,meye amfanin dinkin nan kenan? Kinsan tsadan leshin nan kuwa? Da aka tsiyata leshin da gown kwara ɗaya jal!!!”


Marairaice murya tayi a shagwaɓe tace
“Ni Ina son style din ne”


Dafe goshi yayi


“Ohwuuuuu,Salima meyasa bazaki zama irina ba, Leshin da za ayi kaya uku dashi anyi daya.....ya salam
Ya kamatane kisa tela ya maki dinkin yadi hudu doguwar riga,sai kuma ki siya wani yadin ko satin ne dai ayi maki combination dinki a maki ko riga da siket ,ba sun zama dinki biyu ba kenan?”


Langaɓe kai tayi ta ɗaura hannu a ƙarfen benen ta masa shiru


“Yanzu dai nawa aka maki ɗinkin nan?”


“kyauta kawata tayi mun”




“Ehennn kinji maganar nan,ta cuce ki! Ni dama nasan ɗan jikinki bazakici 6yards ba ,ta maki wayo kamar anci ƙyalle a ɗinkin ta kwashe sauran yadin....kiyi amfani da hankali salima🧏‍♂️” ya nuna gefen kansa kamar wani super professor


Caɓe fuska tayi duk ya sattar mata da gwuiwa


“Shikenan bari inje in sauya kayan ”


“Ke😳Tare nike da Ambassador ,sai kuma ki sake ɓata wani lokacin,kiyi amfani da hankali salima🧏‍♂️” ya sake nuna mata gefen kansa 😄


“To shknn muje ,za'a kiyaye gaba”














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“Knock knock knock”


Daga can upstairs taji ana knocking a entrance door ɗin parlourn ta ,wannan ya sata fitowa da sauri tana faɗin “Ana zuwa”


Sanye take da bugujejen jallabiyar Ya Sheikh sai hulan wanka a kanta da falkata falkatan silipas ɗin da take sakawa a ɗaki.


Murza key ɗin ƙofar tayi ta buɗe ƙofar ,cak ta ja ta tsaya ganin very tall handsome man a tsaye , kyakyawar gaske cikin ƙananun kaya ,fuskarsa kewaye da ƙasumba ya ɗan ajiye tumbin kuɗi cif cif a riga


Yana ganin ta buɗe ya saki fara'a har jajayen leɓensa da suka haskaka brown ɗin fatarsa suka sake bayyana.


“Hajiya Barkanmu da rana” yanda yayi maganar a rarrabe ya bata dariya ta lura baida Hausa sosai


“Masa'al khair” Adnan Yana jin ta iya larabci yaji kamar ta taindimashi a Aljannah ,ji yayi kamar ya kamata ya rungume


“Masha'allh A adkhul?”(In shigo)


Yanda ya ruɗe sai kawai Sayyada ta tsinci kanta cikin jin nishadi ,daga gani wannan ɗan comedy ne ,kuma duk yanda akayi mutanen Sheikh ne na wasu ƙasashen


“Tafaddal”(Shigo) ta bashi hanya ya shiga ,itama ta rufo ƙofan ta biyo bayansa .
A tsakiyar falon yaja ya tsaya ,suka gaisa sosai


“....Ammm sunana Dr Adnan Ni Likitan ƙwaƙwalwa ne ina da Asibiti a ƙasar nan ,London Specialist ,nazo ziyarar aikine So nasa a siya mun gidan da innazo zan ringa sauka Inshallah ,shine aka bani wancan gidan da yike kallon nan Compound ɗin.”


A ɗan ɗarare Sayyidah tace “Sannu sir,Ashe maƙoci mukayi”




“Na'am,to shine fa tun safe na sauka da empty stomach ,bansan koina ba ,Inason inci abinci ,amma gaba-daya water system ɗin da wutan gidan na kasa connecting ,bansani ba ko ƙauyanci ne😆Ko tsarin naku na irin na ƙasar mu bane oho”


Dariya Salima ta fashe dashi
“Hummm ɗan gayu kamar ka ai saidai ace baku saba da ganin local one irin namu ba ,na en Nigeria...Nikam yanzu me kake so inyi maka”


“Yawwa don Allah to ki ɗan haɗa mun wai cofee ne insha atleast kafin in samu a gyara mun komai nawa”


Gaban sayyada fadi yayi dam ,a take idanuwarta suka zazzago
Ta fara sosa ƙeya “Ammm eh ,dama ehhhh ,wallahi bamu da kayan shayi ” ɗaga kai yayi yana ƙarewa falon kallo ,gida har gida kudi gasunan basu magana wai ba kayan tea” bai nuna mamakinsa ba sai ma wayancewa yayi irin na gogaggun maza da suka saba hulda da mutane .


“Nop karki damu ai ma taho da nawa kawai ruwan zafi nikeso ” ya mika mata ledan